Have You Tried The New Cheez Whiz Milky Delight Spread?July 22, 2019
I love bread, and I love spreading random stuff on it even more. In my fridge there’s countless fruit compotes and jams, some chocolate and milk spreads, and a lot of bottled savory pâtés. After hearing about Cheez Whiz’s new Milky Delight, I thought this disgusting sounding thing would be right up my alley.
When you open the little jar, it smells a little like old socks, like the stinky funk of old yogurt-y cheese. Eating it isn’t half as bad though, since the spread actually has a nice smooth texture, which feels a little better than mayonnaise. It tastes like cream cheese, but definitely weirder, as if someone made it a little more sour. Maybe I need to eat a whole jar of this to get the hang of it, but if you’ve secretly been looking for something with the taste of a more acidic cheesecake blended into a fine purée, then this is it.