Food Fight!: Century Tuna vs. San MarinoNovember 1, 2018
- Rob ChamWords
Hello and welcome to Food Fight, the weekly poll that lets you vote on which kinds of food you like (and lets you explain why), with some pretty nifty artwork from yours truly.
This week, we’ll be looking at Tuna, To make things more interesting, I’ve decided to write all of this down while taking shots of this:
For each paragraph I write I will take a shot, as is the way of great writers who write drunk and edit sober. To Tradition! I have now taken Three shots.
Let’s stop before I ruin myself. Now, it’s on to the results of last week’s Food Fight between Tender Juicy Hot Dogs and Swift’s Mighty Meaty. That’s Six shots.
I didn’t even have to count the votes as it was a unanimous victory for Tender Juicy, which makes wonder why I even bothered asking. Anyway, congratulations to the undisputed champion. Let’s meet this week’s contestants. Seven shots now, I am dizzy.
Century Tuna vs. San Marino: The Scourge of the Seas!
Tuna is great. I am struggling and my body’s betraying me so I’ll end the article here. Getting drunk while writing is a great idea, though. It really makes it easier to get the words out. Woooooo I love you all, man. Ten shots. Gah. What am I doing with my life.
Til next time! My hangover tomorrow better be an adventure with Zach Galifinakis finding where my lost friend is around Manila. I leave you with this drawing I did because I thought it would be fun to do while buzzed on alcoholics.