Like a best friend who has body odor, McDonald’s is easy to love and hate.
We love McDonald’s for many reasons; but we hate them for one—their ridiculously annoying habit of pulling beloved products off the shelves.
We used to love Chicken Nuggets in big boxes of 12 or 24. We used to look forward to their Twister Fries everytime we visit. We thought their Rice Burger was just pure genius.
However, just as the Avengers coldly killed Phil Coulson, McDonald’s took away all our favorites.
To protest, we decided to resurrect our personal favorite among the dishes they killed—the Longganisa Rice Burger. If you’ve been craving for this dish for the last few years, then here’s a bigger and better version.
So, if you want to get back at McDonalds for taking away our beloved food, cook this rice burger instead of buying stuff from them.
By doing that, you can make them lose approximately P100 worth of sales for every rice burger we cook for ourselves. If we keep at it, we’ll eventually put them out of business in five hundred years or so.
So dear McDonald’s, if you still want your business, here’s a serious (but empty) threat: give us back our rice burger.