This morning, Jollibee suddenly realized that they want to be all glamorous and sexy, so they ditched their iconic little bee for an edgy, sultry and modern logo.
But to make sure people remember them as Jollibee, they kept their most recognized taglines, “Be Happy” and “Langhap Sarap.”
After the new look, Jollibee’s revenues experienced a dramatic decline due to their core market being turned off by all the black. Customers are in rage, screaming “Where’s our red bee?!”
But Jollibee doesn’t care.
According to their new general manager, all is well. He proudly exclaims, “With the influx of our new, high-paying customers donning Hugo Boss suits and Vera Wang gowns, we’ll be back on our feet in no time. And because our new customers understand the true value of our Chickenjoy, they’re willing to pay for it like steak so we can increase prices by at least eight hundred percent.”
In addition, rumors are spreading that they’ll be asking Tyra Banks for a joint collaboration with America’s next Top Model. Let’s cross our fingers and hope it happens.