Colonel Sanders just announced that he no longer wants to be identified as American in his new hometown, Japan. Therefore, he says, you should now call him “Gurandoh Mastah Sandah.”
In the new regime, his first mandate is the creation of the Double-Down Tonkatsu—the second coming of the infamous Double Down, according to official documents.
The Tonkatsu Double Down slot machines online is extremely similar to the old version except that the “buns” are two thick, deep-fried porkchop slices instead of chicken fillets. As required by KFC”s standards, the filling includes bacon, cheese and mayonnaise.
With the impending success of the Tonkatsu Double Down”s launch, KFC Japan and Mastah Sandah have planned for it”s next move—a complete name change.
“Since our pork orders will soon outsell our chicken, it”s time to call ourselves, KFP.”