Want to learn how to cry? Simple. Grab a knife, chopping board, buckets of onions and start shredding! It’s a guaranteed way to shed some tears, making you look like the bullied protagonist of some tacky telenovela, complete with snot dripping down your nose.

In fact, onions contain some scientific thingy called S-Oxide, which is released whenever they’re chopped. And yes, this is responsible for irritating the lachrymal glands in your eyes; ergo, producing the saline drops that start to trickle. (Translate: Onions make you cry like a baby.)

And speaking of tears, here’s a dish that would give you tons of it in more ways than one.

Presenting *drumroll please*…the French Onion Sandwich!

Inspired by a favorite soup, this French Onion Sandwich is a more satisfying alternative for the hungry and ravenous! Ugh. You’d be crazy to resist this, I swear.

It’s pretty simple to prepare, too—even this blind fellow can do it.

If you want to have something to cry about, then indulge in this scrumptious French Onion Sandwich. It’s worth every single teardrop, we promise.