
Through decades of market research and testing, Spam has finally realized that their most loyal customers have been regularly thin-slicing and deep-frying their beloved meat.
In light of this knowledge, they have been secretly working on a new variation that should compete with Lay’s, Dorito’s and Cheetos.
Health groups and food purists are rallying in the streets calling the soon-to-be-launched Spam Super Meat Chips the “Justin Bieber of food.”
Unfazed amidst this backlash, Spam is set to launch its next product, “Super Meat Chips: Bacon Flavor with Pure Butter Dip.”
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