CONTEST CLOSED: 50 Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a Cookbook

By Mikka Wee/December 17, 2012

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Being known for its highly erotic scenes, 50 Shades of Grey has topped numerous bestselling lists, and has been a heated topic of discussion because of its explicit sexual elements. A few months after the book was released, 50 Shades of Chicken, a mockery of a cookbook has taken form under witty pseudonym of FL Fowler, and lovingly gifted to us by (thanks, guys!).

A quick inspection of this sensual piece of culinary art gave us a glimpse of fiery narratives, dripping thighs, eagle-spread positions, extra-virgin breasts, sticky fingers, and so much more.

We’re basing today’s recipe from the book: Bacon-Bound Wings. Very BDSM, if you ask me. Given the bacon bondage, it’ll be a tough feat to resist. Despite the dominance of this dish, try to discipline yourself and not overeat. It’s tempting enough to make you submissive to its trickling goodness, but don’t be a sadist and deny yourself of this pleasure, lest you want to be regarded as a masochist. Does that make you want to come hither? Hmmm.

Kidding aside, this pun-filled cookbook is straddled with tons of hilarious innuendo that will excite the chicken lover inside you. If you want to grab a copy for yourself, head to your nearest Fully Booked branch or get in touch with them via Facebook and Twitter. Now restrain yourself from getting too aroused about the birds now. That would be ridiculously sick.

Mikka Wee

Managing Editor

Mikka Wee is a happy little hobbit who loves to eat, but is allergic to exercise. Armed with a heart for travel, she likes to go on random adventures and book spontaneous flights. If she's not hunting for the next seat sale, Mikka likes to read, write in her blog, cuddle with her dog Rocket, and make sandcastles on the beach. See More.

  • Rowi

    I must have this book for fun and to add to my collection. Oh, and chicken wings is my favourite chicken part! Thanks for the recipe. Cheers!

  • Daniela de Gracia

    is it publicly available now???? what branch??? I WANT. @_@

    • Mikka Wee

      Hi Daniela! Yup! It should be in Fully Booked. :)

  • Julie

    Hi! I’m working on a chicken wing recipe round-up for The Huffington Post Taste and would love to feature your recipe. Please contact me if you’re interested. Thanks!

  • http://rustyshell.com/ zinger

    lol bacon bondage!

  • Linda Hall Adair

    Do you have to buy the book to get the recipe for Bacon Bound Wings?