Being known for its highly erotic scenes, 50 Shades of Grey has topped numerous bestselling lists, and has been a heated topic of discussion because of its explicit sexual elements. A few months after the book was released, 50 Shades of Chicken, a mockery of a cookbook has taken form under witty pseudonym of FL Fowler, and lovingly gifted to us by (thanks, guys!).
A quick inspection of this sensual piece of culinary art gave us a glimpse of fiery narratives, dripping thighs, eagle-spread positions, extra-virgin breasts, sticky fingers, and so much more.
We’re basing today’s recipe from the book: Bacon-Bound Wings. Very BDSM, if you ask me. Given the bacon bondage, it’ll be a tough feat to resist. Despite the dominance of this dish, try to discipline yourself and not overeat. It’s tempting enough to make you submissive to its trickling goodness, but don’t be a sadist and deny yourself of this pleasure, lest you want to be regarded as a masochist. Does that make you want to come hither? Hmmm.
Kidding aside, this pun-filled cookbook is straddled with tons of hilarious innuendo that will excite the chicken lover inside you. If you want to grab a copy for yourself, head to your nearest Fully Booked branch or get in touch with them via Facebook and Twitter. Now restrain yourself from getting too aroused about the birds now. That would be ridiculously sick.